Demi Moore's millions of Tweets have finally saved a human life.

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As the law of probabilities would dictate, Demi Moore's millions of Tweets have finally saved a human life.

An online chain of posts involving the Twitter empress prompted California police to go to the aid of a woman who was having suicidal thoughts, the Associated Press reports.

San Jose Sgt. Ronnie Lopez says the department received a phone call early Friday morning from a person in Dallas who was tipped off to a supposed suicide attempt through the social-networking site.

Moore, a popular celebrity Twitterer, was involved in a discussion on the site that began when a user sent the actress what appeared to be suicidal notes.

Lopez says officers made immediate contact with a 48-year-old female resident of San Jose and transferred her to a local hospital for "psychiatric evaluation."

He says there were no injuries.